The Romans. Look at their military tactics, accessories, and technology. They’re totally bad ass! (They had tanks!)
The Romans. Look at their military tactics, accessories, and technology. They’re totally bad ass! (They had tanks!)
Apotheosis of Antoninus Pius and Faustina, pedestal of the Column of Antoninus Pius, Rome, Italy, ca. 161 AD, marble, approx. 8” 1 1/2” high, Vatican Museums, Rome
The Greeks weren’t the only ones who had beautiful sculptures ;)
isn’t veristic art the best? warts and all! that’s why the Romans are so awesome.
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Now, you are looking for a battle between sculptures, I will have to bring up this gem. “Winged Victory at Samothrace” is one of the most celebrated sculptures in the world. Even despite the damage done over thousands of years, It is one of the great surviving masterpieces of sculpture from the Hellenistic period, and from the entire Greco-Roman era. The sculpture shows off the artist’s mastery of form and movement. It’s better than any roman shit that you can show.
I’ll give Jackie a little call and we’ll see.
But I must point out that your point is a false one. You fell for the trap of correlation equals causation.
You are saying that because the emperors spoke greek, that is why the empire fell. If that is true, then this little graph is also true.

This graph states that the number of pirates in the world is inversely proportional to the rise of the global temperature. Correlation equals causation means that because there are fewer pirates, the temperature rises.
This is of course not true.
Now just because something coincides with another event doesn’t mean that it causes it.
We will stop sucking at life and will post more soon. Sorry, you know how things get.
We still love you all!
Jackie and Nick
I LOVE YOU NEW FOLLOWER!!! I mean, how can you top them? Honestly, it’s not possible
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Sorry we haven’t posted much, folks. Epic fail that we will definitely correct.
Let’s talk a bit about how awesome Roman art was. Sure, it was influenced by Greek art (just as the Greeks were influenced by other cultures), but there were many periods of Roman art (we can talk about periods of Roman art later and why they changed) when it was trendy to be as realistic as possible. This veristic art was definitely groundbreaking in comparison to the idealistic art of the Greeks.
Romans kept it real, yo!
The name of the title character was “Hercules” instead of “Heracles,” but everything else is Greek. Zeus. Hera. Hades.